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DrFrank124c

The other day a man walked into our chess club and complained no one wanted to play with him.  "Who am I to play with," he complained, "Myself?" He walked over to  the table where I was playing and announced, "I see a mate in 2." I replied, "If he sees a mate he doesn't have to play with himself!"

incantevoleutopia

The mate he saw was in two, you said. Playing a dead man makes no sense to me.

EscherehcsE
kaynight wrote:

Don't give up your day job.

Unfortunately, he's a standup comic...  Surprised