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But instantly dies because Bruce Lee one inch punches Darth Maul...
But then chuck norris comes up behind him and roundhouse kicks him!
OUCH 
Bruce Lee is not affected by the attack!
Bruce Lee uses "Be Water My Friend" and Chuck Norris becomes water...
(I'm running out of ideas lol)
And Bob wakes up from his dream within' a dream INCEPTION...
(If we get 200 posts I will make a Second Chess Story)
As Snape in a cheerleader costume waltzes towards him.
Bob dances with Snape to Gangnam Style...
Bob wonders why his life is being documented on chess.com
And with Bob's new fame, he decides to reveal an astonishing secret to chess.com
"I prefer chesscube and gameknot. On top of that..."
That TacticalTP is the creator of him...
(Howabout 150 comments instead, if we get this many comment, I WILL MAKE THE CHESS STORY 2 YEAH)
In two days, Bob is running from assasins sent from russia to kill him.
because bob unknowingly commited th worst crime you can ever do in russia, which is...
Eating Putin!
Eating Putin while talking to Kasparov!
One living, one in sandwich form