Which Cartoon Character Would be the Best Chess Player?

Which cartoon character would be the best chess player?  I think Patrick from SpongeBob Squarepants would be the most intimidating player. 

Here is my nomination.

Please, if anyone could defeat the One and only Chuck

bart simpson

Chuck Norris, because he just looks at you and you are compelled to resign

I would disqualify old Chuck, because he's an actual person.  A cartoon, inherently, has never existed in reality! 

Dexter

The Tazmanian Devil.Argh ough argh ough bla ble bla ooh.

Linus from Peanuts.

Player: "That's checkmate, Judge"

Dredd: "That's ten years in the Juve cubes, Perp... I am the Law!"

The Brain of Pinky in the Brain

I'd have to say Betty Boop, based on the cartoon at the following link. However, I guess I should mention that during this cartoon poor Betty has several wardrobe malfunctions, and, worst yet, is molested repeatedly by a very bad king. So, kids, I know the link is below, but don't click on it. It's a very, very nasty cartoon. There's a reason why it doesn't appear on TV anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3LU5a7Z8Q

Bugs Bunny of course!

Rooperi is right!  It was from foghorn that I learned that two half nuthins make a whole nuthing.