Sore losers are rarely funny. Great losers admit their loss with grace, compliment you on the game and boost your appreciation for humanity. The sore ones are nervous, agitated and upset over a game and are examples of people that have learned nothing.
Funny stuff that sore losers have told you
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I don't think I've ever had anybody talk trash after losing. I wonder what I'm doing wrong.
@sapientdust - maybe you arent beating them ;)
One guy told me...so an Irishman and Englishman and a German walk into a bar...cracked me up a treat
It must have been a super subtile trap, because unless you are 2800 or some high level pro, I do not understand how a 2300 can lose in 22 moves.
^ agreed
Anyone ever play TheBestIronMan from "Buston" USA?
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I got a funny story too, I was beating another player soundly (up a pawn and 2 pieces for a rook in a decent position) and that player disconnected on me.
While I was waiting for my his time to run out, I took a look at his profile. I dropped a note warning future players that This one is a disconnecter.
2 months later, I get a message saying:
I play you once and you find it necessary to post a note on my wall telling others that I disconnect frequently? Somebody is a little hasty, if not down right foolheaded to take such action. Note: I was probably playing off my phone and got a call. Two, you are in Japan, so if it was due to the network, and I were playing somebody in the states, there is a better ping. DUH.
Please refrain from messaging or posting such garbage in further instances.
I replied back to that (I should - the guy did insult my country in a way) but grew tired of hearing so much excuses after exchanging few messages that I ended up blocking the guy to save time. This example shows a disconnect can be cocky. Here's the game for those interested http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=544330795
I had this "nice software play !" a few times :D I also was told I was a frog !! (didn't you know frogs are really good at chess!) I was also compared to the french soccer team the year when it lost miserably in the world championship, and some other things... I usually wait to see everything they say to me, it's fun sometimes to see how miserable losers some people are. Sometimes though I got violently insulted and that guy got reported and instantly banned from chess.com.
I once won an opponent rated ~200 higher than me here at Chess.com. After I had mated, the guy refused to believe it was mate and insisted that I didn't win because his king could still move. I then debated with him about 10 minutes about whether I had that square covered or not after which I thought this clrealy isn't worth it. Who knows, maybe he was trolling, but it was annoying nevertheless.
Teeer wrote:
I once won an opponent rated ~200 higher than me here at Chess.com. After I had mated, the guy refused to believe it was mate and insisted that I didn't win because his king could still move. I then debated with him about 10 minutes about whether I had that square covered or not after which I thought this clrealy isn't worth it. Who knows, maybe he was trolling, but it was annoying nevertheless.
When you win though the game automatically finishes so what was he arguing about? He might have claimed there was a glitch in the server (that has happened to me) but then he would have been better off sendinf in a ticket to the the chess.com staff.
"Nice chess engine you got there"
to which I reply
"yeah you saw how it totally crushed your houdini??"
There was a thread by someone on chess.com with a screen capture of his opponent shouting "you won with your tricks" after an en passant capture.
As for me, it never went further than the usual "you just got lucky" (after a 5-0 or so streak...)
Oraoradeki wrote:
I got a funny story too, I was beating another player soundly (up a pawn and 2 pieces for a rook in a decent position) and that player disconnected on me.
While I was waiting for my his time to run out, I took a look at his profile. I dropped a note warning future players that This one is a disconnecter.
2 months later, I get a message saying:
I play you once and you find it necessary to post a note on my wall telling others that I disconnect frequently? Somebody is a little hasty, if not down right foolheaded to take such action. Note: I was probably playing off my phone and got a call. Two, you are in Japan, so if it was due to the network, and I were playing somebody in the states, there is a better ping. DUH.
Please refrain from messaging or posting such garbage in further instances.
I replied back to that (I should - the guy did insult my country in a way) but grew tired of hearing so much excuses after exchanging few messages that I ended up blocking the guy to save time. This example shows a disconnect can be cocky. Here's the game for those interested http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=544330795
The statement about the ping was so wrong that I puked.
I can't even figure out where to start if I want to correct it.
quadriple wrote:
"Nice chess engine you got there"
to which I reply
"yeah you saw how it totally crushed your houdini??"
awesome reply
99% of chess.com community are well mannered and the rest is what I don't care.
One guy in a losing position told me something like "your play is so boring ...I cannot concentrate on such a boring game".
I think that it has happened to almost any avid chess player, that sometimes you play against a guy, you beat him (or you are winning) and he begins to say silly stuff.
To me, it is very funny when they do that kind of stuff because it shows how pissed they are and how much of a sore losers they are.
Today I had a game against a 1327 dude, we played 2 bullet games and I did beat him both of them. Right now I have a ranking of 1248.
Well after the second game he tells me "Nice program. Bravo!!"
Lol it made me laugh really good because it is the first time ever that someone is acusing me of using software, I actually took it as a big compliment, though I won not because I made some brilliant moves, but only because he made some silly mistakes and I capitalized on them.
Anyway, here is the game if someone is interested (I do not know how to embed it)
http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=587758477
What have been the funniest things sore losers have told you?