Stuff Non-Chess Players Say
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December_TwentyNine wrote:
matjub4 wrote:
My friends just always ask "who's winning?" while I'm playing. It gets really annoying
You can always counter that with "He's winning on time, but I'm winning in material, plus I have a much better position, despite the backwards flank Pawns and closed center." you'll probably get the @_@ look, if not a blank stare, or she just simply walks away without saying anything else, not even a good bye or thank you.
Omg, YES... then they'd be like... "Why did I even ask?" <_<
random, but funny. by the way, i'm ba-ack!
When did you leave?
winerkleiner wrote:
When did you leave?
I wasnt on for like 5 days. you guys didnt notice?
Who are you?
akafett, shut up.
Looks like he has a palm tree groing out of his head.
He looks like a grilled pineapple?
Non chess-player: Vote Obama
Chess player: Shut up, vote Magnus
I have a plan
dafuq?
December_TwentyNine wrote:
Would that be an auto draw or would everyone start shuflling the king back and forth using premove until the person with .1 sec less time loses?
Dude_3 wrote:
December_TwentyNine wrote:
Would that be an auto draw or would everyone start shuflling the king back and forth using premove until the person with .1 sec less time loses?
Yeah I wanna know the answer too?
December_TwentyNine wrote:
albatrosinus wrote:
With my friend.
1. h3 e5
2. h4 Nc6
3. f3 Qh4#
Answer : "I thought the king was the other piece!"
My lord, further analysis reveals that that thecentipede is correct. Your post fits perfectly with this thread, however. Rook takes Queen and White still has a chance on having a decent game despite his crooked opening. Nicely done, sire.
Or maybe the moves are right and the game continued like this:
oh for the hate of the king's gambit!!! by the way, do we have any king's gambit kiwi ice cream yet?
yes please. offer to all irish members as well. though i've been informed that they'll fall off a roof after 11 shots, give or take a few, by Senator_Blutarsky
Yes!
1. h3 e5
2. h4 Nc6
3. f3 Qh4#
is definitely something a non-chess player would say.
He played g4.