I am not a very strong player

I use the force.  "That bishop isn't a threat.  You want to take my knight with your queen.  Everything will work out well after that."

Actually, I'm the kind of player who knows that some of my moves match up with the preferences of engines, but I want to know what percentage of these moves match for the wrong reasons.

I'm the kind of player who sometimes hatches new plans in mid-stream when the first plan is likely still viable and possibly better. 

I'm the kind of player who plays while eating popsicles with Family Guy on in the background.  Giggity.

you must have a split personality to do Family Guy and chess at the same time

Hahahahahahaha

Tactician. Forks, skewers, pins, traps, deflections and sacrifices abound.

I am experimental, naive, curious.

Curiosity killed the cat...

Vampire here? This is Chess.com an believe it or not somebody has claimed to be an alien so why not this one also.

I claim to be a human.

I'M NOT A CAT I SWEAR!!!!!...ok I confess, I'm a kitteh.  A verrrrry handsome and prrrRRRrrretty kitty, don't you agree?

But satisfaction brought it back!

Yeah i have 2 lives also. I have live in the light and dark.

reckless and unstable

I play according to my opponent. I think I am positional.

Is that you?

Did somebody chain you to the computer? If you are being held hostage just type HHHH ok?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

lol!

lol 

I'd say I am an attacker. 

Totally lost and washed out 

my style could be considered blind,antipositional, crazy and unfathomable hope chess.