Joe_Blob
Martin
Boa Vista, Roraima, Brazil 
Member Since: Jan 14, 2009
Last Login: Nov 21, 2009
Profile Views: 2166
Points: 2275
Status: Hand-made chocolates delivered to your door! (3 months ago)
Birthday: Mar 25, 1951
Occupation: Maker of Exquisite Chocolates
About Me:
I love chess; I just wish it were reciprocal.
Blobster has put up a couple of humorous Blogs, which start here:
http://blog.chess.com/Joe_Blob
Comments of all types are welcome, but those wishing to receive free ice-cream should be sincerely sycophantic and be prepared to visit the Amazon Jungle, with it's 5 remaining trees, to collect.
We also run a team called The Boiled Icicles - the only team with free ice-cream. All players with a 4000+ rating enter immediately, if accompanied by their great-grandmother. The rest of you can just stand in line and gawp in awe. Just kidding, there's no need to gawp.
PS. If anyone needs help with English/Portuguese translation, we can do all the words with one syllable or less.
PPS. If you are incredibly rich and have nothing better to do with your soft earned cash, send loads to Blobster and he'll send you a genuine handmade Brazilian chocolate filled with Cupuaçu, Açaí, Maracujá and other erotic fruits.