I am the son of God. I was crucified so you don't have to spend eternity in a fiery lake of damnation! You can read all about me in the fairy tale called The Bible. I like taking long walks on the beach with my lover Felipe. "The Prophet" Muhammad has got nothing on me! As you can probably already tell, I take very little seriously. I play chess because all the pieces look like genitalia. In case you were wondering, Psyduck is a first-generation Pokemon, and Pokemon is a far more intellectual game than chess.