four big guys (professional version) (written by me)

 Four larger-than-average men

and they excrete seamen onto my vision spheres

they take part in consuming my posterior as if it were a dessert called apple pie

if they continue having intercourse with me in this manner, I may just pass away

 They partake in violence against my posterior until I am willed to swell up into tears

he put his tongue against my reproduction rod and consequentially, the seamen began to drip

 took a bite of his posterior it tasted like lemon pepper chicken

he threw me up into the air, my posterior seemed to have "flipped"

*unintelligible*

he's so thick, he looks like a slur made to offend homosexual women that I will not say, but that is quite alright because I vaguely remember his name being Micheal

Jordan, he decided to partake in intercourse while I was recording

He sent me pictures of his posterior at daybreak

Inarguably the best nude images I have received

I greatly enjoy when I receive his larger-than-average dark-colored reproduction rod

3 larger-than-average spheres

looks like we're playing a sport that requires spherical objects, tennis

He has a larger-than-average reproduction rod I think was named Dennis

I stroke his reproduction rod until he is assumably finished

his reproduction rod is large and green and tastes just like spinach

males, males, I love when they send me images of themselves in a more exposed form

I had to will him into excreting seamen because his scrotum appeared blue

he was ignorant to this fact

he is sliding in and out of my posterior as if he was cleaning out gutters

reproduction rod presumably larger than the average stick of butter

I saw him gain an erect reproduction rod in the hallway

he likes me and my friends because we all identify as homosexual

we like reproduction rods

and I like his posterior because it is thick 

and he will have intercourse with me until I do something unspeakable

and his reproduction rod was dry so i put my own saliva on the top of it