How to Slap Someone Through the Internet

Hello, I am @MrOOFChess, and today I’m going to give you guys a tutorial. Not just any tutorial, it is a very SPECIAL tutorial. This tutorial will show YOU how to slap someone through the Internet.

1. You can find their IP address and go to their house an slap them. This may seem impractical but it’s worth a try. There are a couple variations: You can host a free Robux/Vbucks giveaway, but the little 5 year olds will give you their IP.

You can ask them for it politely.

2. There is a rumour if you put your hand to your screen and do a perfect little tap, you can boop someone on the nose. So if you do the perfect little SLAP, you could slap someone through the Internet.

3. The last strategy, you can be metaphorical. You can make a trophy that signals a slap, and send it to them. You could send a slap emoji with no context. You could say the word slap to them. You could send them the word slap, and it would inflict physical and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. This is the most efficient strategy, but the also the safest.

And that is how to slap someone through the internet. I hope this was helpful. BYE!