I admit to commiting many, many, unauthorized campaigns

My campaigns include: A successful yeeting of the Judds in Canada, an ongoing push to end at key roads & the natural boundaries of the Volga River, capturing & connecting Kaliningrad & Warsaw, & a failed campaign to push into the Stans. Stans captured: Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, & Tajikistan and we STILL need to push into Kabul.