im sorry too

i havent been active cause im in hospital after i transported an ostrich on to mount everest waited to crack and egg and gety some egg whites during the red moon. i stayed there for hours waiting for it to lay an egg. after arund 76 hours it finally did and so i finally cracked it open for the vaccine. as you may guess the ostrich wasnt very happy about that, she ran at me and knocked me off. i have cuts and i need stiches. i broke 52 strings, dislocated my jaw (now i need a wire trap or something) and my shoulder. my back is ripped open and im getting surgery. oh yeah also both of my legs got ripped off and part my face ripped off from my face getting stuck in ice, i pulled. my tougue got stuck on ice because i wastrying to lick it and it got riped off so i cant speak now. so yeah fun times am i right? at least i still got the sample.