The Barium Attack

You've heard about the sodium attack, 1. Na3. But have you heard about the barium attack? It's 2. Ba6 since on the 6th period (horizontal line) of the periodic table, that's where barium is. This is how a game would look like with the legendary barium attack. Many may say the King David's attack is good, but I would like to object to such claims. You can either do 1. e4 or 1. e3 to get your barium attack ready.