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Hello and Welcome to My Profile!

Hello my good friend and welcome to the bio of @Cheese!

I hope you enjoy reading this so without further ado...Let us dive in!

(Read to the end trust me its cool)

But first of all, chose a Crane:

This one?
or...
This one?
and read these

☆ 1. You're reading this.

☆ 2. You're a human

☆ 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

☆ 4. You've just attempted to do it.

☆ 6. You're laughing at yourself.

☆ 7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

☆ 8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

☆ 9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

☆ 10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ.

♥ ══════†††═════════ ♥
║I bet that 99.9% of you will not post this. When
║When Jesus died on the cross, he was
║thinking about you. If you are one of 0.1% that
║cares, please put this on your profile.
♥ ══════†††═════════ ♥⠀

please dont let this blow your mind into pieces.

The image is not moving. Dont believe me? Just squint down the middle of it and see what happens. Cool right?
Now, back on topic.

Chess Goals

1. Became a GrandMaster in the next 10-15 years.

2. Become a top blogger before the end of 2025. (My blog. (Check it out))

3. Reach 1700 blitz by the end of 2024.

4. Reach 2000 in bullet at some point in time considering my insane lag.

5. Reach 2000 FIDE by end of 2025.

6. Become a chess content creator on My Youtube Channel!!! and Twitch.

7. Become a partnered streamer with Chess.com after that happens.

8. Get 10,000 profile views. (Thanks for contributing to that! )

9. Participate in 5 more OTB tournament by the end of 2024.

10. Reach 3500 puzzle Elo by the end of 2024.

11. Meet 3 famous chess players/content creators irl by the end of 2025.

12. Beat all advanced chess bots.

13. Watch a world chess championship in person.

14. Get the current world chess champions autograph on my chess board.

15. Checkmate my opponent with my pieces like this:

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16. Become a chess coach. (I already teach chess lol)

17. Reach 1000 members in my club. (It would mean a LOT...)

18. Win BlogChamps. (This is it.)

19. Win an international chess tournament.

20. Read every chess book that I can from top to bottom.

21. Get a 20 rated game win streak.

22. Complete all lessons on Chess.com.

23. Get a professional chess coach.

24. Get 1,000+ followers.

25. Never, ever quit playing chess.

I thought I might put these goals here for me to remember and for you, my reader to hold me accountable once the deadline comes and I haven't accomplished the goal.

Now let's move on.

Clubs

1. The Super Speedy Chess Club. (My club consider joining please)

2. BlogChamps. (I participate)

3. Witty_Aliens. (Witty is the GOAT <3)

4. Help and Support.

5. Club Admins.

6. Chess.com Feedback.

7. Kids-Only Club.

8. French Defense Fanatics. (Excuse my French lol)

9. Opening Book Club.

10. 1. d4 Club.

11. Exotic Usernames.

12. Team Canada.

13. Chess.com Community.

14. Variants.

15. Team Armenia.

16. Hikaru Nakamura Fan Club.

17. United Arab Emirates Chess Team.

18. Abu Dhabi Chess Club.

These are all the clubs I'm currently in. (I probably won't accept club invites but there is a chance.)

On to the next topic.

My Favorite Chess Memes

I can relate.

I hope you enjoyed these funny chess memes! (well I sure did...)

Credits

1. @AvyavNamdev for getting me into clubs. (Please consider joining it would mean a LOT!)

2. @dogLover_2014 for being the most active member in that club.

3. @BraveSword7 for helping me get better at bullet.

4. @VOB96 for completely getting out of her way to help me with blogging.

5. @Mystery_Chessser for making a blog thumbnail for me. (He can make one for you too!)

6. @discriminations for getting out of his way to give me info for an OTB tournament.

7. @Agent for telling me about claiming inactive usernames. (Thats how I got Cheese!)

8. @Witty_Alien for being super inspirational to me.

9. Chess.com for being the best chess website in the world.

10. My Parents for getting me into chess and being so supportive of me.

Thanks so much all of you mentioned be blessed

Recommended

Join my club.

Read my blog.

And Dm me the word "rice" for an award!

Conclusion

Thanks a lot for reading this I hope that you have a wonderful and blessed day

Now make your choice adventurous stranger, go and scroll but bide the danger, or wonder till it drive you mad, what would have followed if you had.

-Parody from the Magicians Nephew By C.S. Lewis

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Your IQ is literally in the negatives if you are still here (JK) but anyways here's what I've been hiding from you...

SzymonCC