3/4 is Hyperbullet :D

https://www.chess.com/4-player-chess?g=6821579

Or else how the heck did this happen

3/4 | 0 is not hyperbullet and neither is 1/2 | 0.

ive gotten 3v1 u call that "slight" teaming?

No opposite cooperation at least. No Hyperbullet player would be stupid enough to care about their opposite.

The "opposite cooperation" is just stupid, in 3/4 you can just steal mates and take hanging pieces and unless you have low time or pieces nobody will care to attack you.