5 jokes of the day 922020

1.A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you."

2.The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

3.I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me. 

4.My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. 

5.And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." John came fifth and won a toaster. 

Good, although I can't understand some of it

Which joke(s) don't you understand?

nice

i like the second one

me too

Thanks!

1st, 4th and 5th

1. The woman is paranoid and she asks for books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're(The books) are right behind you." The woman thinks that people have been following her and when the librarian says that she thinks that the people who have been following her are right behind her. 

4.A grown man has a fort. 

5."Come forth and receive eternal life" First, second, third, forth, fifth.