A Riddle to Start out the New Year

I turn polar bears white,

And I will make you cry,

I make guys have to pee,

And girls comb their hair,

I make celebrities look stupid, and make Normal people look like celebrities,

I turn pancakes brown,

And will make your champagne bubble,

If you squeeze me, I'll pop,

And if you look at me, you'll pop. 

Can you guess what I am?

idk lol

no

I haven't the faintest idea XD

how is it no

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The end of the riddle is: can you guess me? The answer to that is no.