WHAT WAS THAT?! An instesting muffin joke. HAHAHAHA btw the jokes dont have to be muffin related.
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Lol! Glad you like the jokes Muffin :) Yes, the others can definitely add jokes here... Even not muffin related :):):)
ok well two hunters are walking through the woods one drops down he has no pulse and not breathing the other one calls emergency services. he says i think my friend is dead what should i do ok lets make sure hes dead theres a brief silence on he phone when the operator heres a gunshot. ok now what?
hope you likethat one!
Lol! Thank for sharing Muffin...
Ok, I like to share this joke:
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
aww thats gatta suck!
I won't be on as much since the summer ended. Just saying
yeah me too so what does this mean-.-'
Hello guys! Updating my games... I have over 50! Lol!
I have like 10.
It's Qoute time! :):):)
Chess is a feminist game. The queen’s move is often powerful than the king’s.
A mummy’s boy is one who says, “the Queen always protects the King”.
A man is as unpredictable as a Knight. He always lands on a different coloured square.
In life and in chess, the men and the King have the final say.
The way to beat a man in chess is to play psychology on the board.
Human beings are dumb enough to invent computers which will always beat them in a chess game.
Chess is as mysterious as women.
A silly guy is one who puts his woman on stalemate.
Just like an isolated pawn, it is not good for a man or a woman to be alone.
A fork is a revelation of a Knight’s polygamous nature.
I agree with the 6th one. We are that dumb are we. huh
Chess Quote time!!!
by Nimzowitsch
The isolated pawn casts gloom over the entire chessboard.
Even the laziest king flees wildly in the face of double check.
In the middlegame, the king is merely an extra, but in the endgame, he is one of the star actors.
The beauty of a move lies not in its' appearance but in the thought behind it.
The defensive power of a pinned piece is but imaginary.
The passed Pawn is a criminal, who should be kept under lock and key. Mild measures such as police surveillance are not sufficient.
The night of QB3 is under obligation, the moment the enemy gives him the chance, of undertaking an invasion of the center by Kn-Q5.
hmmmmmmmmmm........................hmmmmmmmmmmmm
are you sure thats not a cupcake???????
Lol! That's a muffin pretending to be a cup cake!!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmm u sure
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful muffin".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful muffin, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a muffin, I`ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a beautiful muffin, that I`ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I`m an engineer. I don`t have time to eat a muffin, but a talking frog, now that`s cool."