I would never win.
Anybody Want a free chess lesson with Dan Heisman?

If you join the "Dan Heisman Learning Center" we'll be sponsoring more contests which will have prizes for Group Members and will be Class Rated, so you'll have as good a chance as anybody.
http://www.chess.com/groups/view/dan-heisman-learning-center
Dan's material is aimed at beginning and intermediate players like most of us, which is why I'm such a fan.
Fellow Astronomers
I'm really excited that my chess teacher and friend, Dan Heisman, has joined the Chess.com family. For those who don't know, he is a highly respected chess author of 10 books, and winner of numerous awards. Anyway, I've organized a little tournament to introduce people to Dan. First prize will be a FREE chess lesson with him - an $85 value.
http://www.chess.com/tournament/win-a-free-lesson-with-dan-heisman-open
Hope you can join!