Battle Royale

Announcer: After so many battles, we've reached to Battle Royale! We have so many players and some new ones! Here are the top 5 contestants and the other 20 players!

#1: Zed: New! Kills: 356 (DON'T BOTHER LOOKING AT HIS SKILLS!! HE'S A FORMER BATTLE ROYALE PRO!)

#2: Flame Thief(me, @FIRESTORMTHIEF) New! Kills: 178

#3: Tomato: Kills: 175

#4: CN: Kills: 154

#5: Angel: Kills: 139

As you can see, there are 5 new players! Zed, king of battle Royale, a favorite this year, Flame Thief, who made it using his powers, and three other players, Dragon, Kak, and Dexter.

Chapter 1: Tomato

Tomato sighs as he hears the announcer talk. He knew he could make it to the finals after that hard training every week. He also knew that 2 new players were the top contestants. Flame Thief, well, all he knew about him was that he's a robot and Zed, he was too insane to mention. 356 KILLS!??? He thought. Tomato was very worried about this season's finals. He managed to make it to 3rd place with 3 kills apart from Flame Thief's score. Once the players were teleported to the Map Lobby, people pressed random buttons to vote for the favorite map. He looked at Zed. He seemed aggressive and powerful. It was almost like looking at The Big Show only he's not 400 pounds and with insane muscles. Eventually, the chosen map was Woods n' Town. Tomato was very experienced in that map. He'd won in it several times. The countdown started. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" All the players suddenly teleported again, this time teleporting to the map. It would be only 5 more seconds before the players were allowed to move. As the countdown ticked, Tomato grunted to show he was the tough guy. Unfortunately, several other players laughed at him. "3, 2, 1! GO!" Tomato sprinted across to the chests. He realized Zed was next to him while he picked up the loot. He found a small wooden dagger and kept it. Other items were food like apples and pizza. Then he looked at Zed. Zed held a sniper, but he didn't use it for shooting. Instead, Zed swung the sniper and banged Angel's head who was grabbing wood from a chest. The hit was critical, and Angel fell down instantly dying. He then charged at some other players heading towards the forest. Tomato tried finding more loot in the chests. He found more apples and headed off.

Chapter 2: Oof

Oof sprinted across the forest and found a small house. He looked in the window and saw no one was there. He opened the door and stepped inside. He saw an Epic chest which he eagerly opened. He found a silver sword and a healing potion. He drank up all of the potion, as he had fought Auk earlier who had punched Oof in his face. The blood that trickled down Oof was now gone. He was very thankful and believed God saved him. Then, CN came in. "What the heck are you doing here? You need to die!" Oof replied by grabbing his silver sword and met blade to blade against CN. Sparks went flying everywhere. "You're no match to me!" Shouted CN. "My sword has more durability!" And it was true. CN's sword was made out of rare diamonds and rubies. CN must have found it in an epic chest like mine Oof thought. Luckily, a player stepped in with a metal pole holding in his right hand. It was Hip. He was one of the aggressive players in the Thirst games, but he died. He seemed angry when he stepped into the house. "My pole is invincible!!!!" Screamed Hip. He lunged at CN and stabbed the pole through CN's right arm. "GAAAH!!!" Cried CN. He dropped his sword and the Oof gave the final blow with a stab through the chest. CN's eyes closed as he dropped to the ground. "YOU STOLE MY KILL!!!" Hip said angrily.

Chapter 3: Auk

Auk squawked as he waddled and found a chest near a tree. Wood. "SQUAWK! Squawk squawk.(Translation: "GREAT!! More wood! I already have a lot!")" squawked the goose. Auk waddled away and wrote a very short diary.

Diary of a Goose

Squawk Squawk Squawk Squawk. Squawk! Squawk!!!!!

The End!

Auk decided not to write all the detail about the Battle Royale. He then put the diary on the ground, hoping someone would find and read it. Auk waddled away and sang his songs, "QUACK QUACK SQUAWK! SQUAWK SQUAWK QUACK!!!!"

Chapter 4: Hip

Hip was really angry when Oof stole his kill. Oof laughed so hard that he was distracted. Hip kicked Oof across the room. His smile faded. "You're going to pay for kicking me," he said. Hip jumped into the air and tried to slice Oof. Unfortunately, Oof moved away and Hip fell face flat. Blood trickled down from Hip's face. Hip lost it. He charged and screamed, "£¨´Ó•Á§¶™©®´¶§™£©´§¶™Ï£´Ï™£†∞™£∞´®∞£™´®™§£®´§™∞£´®™§£∞´®!!!!!!!!!!!!". Hip double kicked Oof in the stomach and stabbed Oof in the head. "Oka couldn't kill you in the Thirst Games because he hit at the wrong place! But not me!" Hip said. The last words of Oof were, well, um, "Oof." (WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!!!!!!???) Hip was happy and took all of Oof's items even though he didn't like swords. Hip checked out the game progress and it was unbelievable. Zed eliminated Jeb, Eryxc, Type, and Rick. So he is king of Battle Royale! Hip thought. Then, he realized he was injured badly. His face plant gave a hard hit on him. He was worried. He stepped outside and found a diary. He realized this was Auk's diary. That meant Auk was nearby.

Chapter 5: Flame Thief

Flame Thief clashed against Nubby with his sword. Flame Thief had found an air drop and collected all the amazing items. He found Mythic armor and a red Mythic sword. There were also a lot of potions. He even got a mythic gun! How lucky he felt. As he fought Nubby, he took out a pistol that he collected from the start of the game and shot Nubby accurately in the chest. Nubby fell down, but he was still alive. He chomped on a loaf of bread and got back up. But Flame Thief finished him by stabbing him in the stomach after Nubby got back up. Nubby attempted to chomp his loaf of bread again, but then he fell silently. The hit was too much. He was still injured anyways. Flame Thief smiled. "Your not going anywhere." A voice said. Zed appeared from the forest. "Even though you are a robot you are no match to me." Apparently, Zed had found a Mythic spear and Legendary Armor. He has good items too. Something's telling there's gonna be a big fight. Flame Thief thought.

Chapter 6: Togepi

Togepi had found a horse and rode on it. He traveled across the map and found no good items. Oh, and he has some milk and pineapples. His weapon is a bow. Eventually, he came across a farm. There were cows and pigs. "Oh goody!" Togepi said. "Now, I can rest and eat!" Then gunshots were fired. He looked behind him. No one. He turned back and walked to the barn, but not before a bullet hit his ankle. He fell down and immediately started chugging down the milk. Once he recovered he got back up and aimed his bow. Where's the player? Togepi wondered. Moments later, another gunshot was fired. This time the bullet was aimed at Togepi's face. Luckily, Togepi noticed the bullet and sidestepped. Unfortunately, the bullet struck the horse and it died, falling to the ground. "Whoever killed my pet will die too!!!" Togepi shouted. Then, he started to cry. Then, the player emerged. It was Auk. He came and then squawked, "Squawk squawk squawk.(Translation: I feel bad for you. Let's team up.)" Togepi wiped his tears away and looked at the goose. "Really? Team?" Togepi said. The duo then farmed on the cows and pigs in the farm. Togepi was cheered up when ate some beef that was professionally cooked by Auk. Nighttime fell. "Let's sleep here and go kill more players in the morning, okay?" Togepi said as he yawned. "Squawk!", agreed Auk. And they fell asleep fast.

Chapter 7: Toxic

Toxic was panting. He finally sat down and ate some of his food. He had been chased out of a cave by Zed earlier, hit hard from Oka, and not that much pounded by Nubby. When he finally finished every single one of his food, he was at full strength, but now he needed new resources. Then, he heard some whispering noises. Toxic hid behind the bushes and listened. "Hm. There aren't many players in this area." "Squawk!" I know those voices! Toxic said to himself in his brain. It's Auk and Togepi! Did they... team up? No. Impossible. They probably are just doing trades and then walking away. Toxic peeked above the bushes. No way! They really did team up! At this moment, Toxic was scared. He pulled out his sword. It was made out of iron, but it had low durability. After all, he had taken a lot of hits from Zed in the cave. Toxic looked at the game progress. There were still 18 players left. Toxic decided he would surprise attack Auk and Togepi and shoot arrows at them. I wonder what items they have. Toxic wondered. But when he jumped out of the bushes to kill them, they weren't there. Where are they? Toxic said to himself. And of course, they were behind him. "Surrender. NOW."

Chapter 8: Oka

Austin shouted at Oka from behind. "Hey, noob! Over here!" "HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!" screamed Oka. The two fought each other in the stone castle. At one point, Austin toppled onto Oka and pulled out his gun. "Say goodbye, sucker!" But before Austin could shoot, he dropped to the ground. "What the heck is this!?????" Oka said annoyed. Then, he realized Austin was dead. He looked up at the ceiling and saw him. "Ha! How did you like my sniper kill!" laughed Dragon. Oh great. Another noob. Oka said to himself. Oka took out a shotgun and took aim. Unfortunately, Dragon shot before Oka could press the trigger and the shotgun broke. "IDIOT!" shouted Oka as he pulled out a rifle. This time, Dragon did not have enough time to reload his sniper and was shot in the knee. He fell down and tried to eat some food to recover, but Oka did not need to reload his rifle and he took aim, pressed the trigger, and a bullet came flying out. Dragon dropped his food as he fell to the ground. Yes. Now I get to loot two players! Oka thought. Dragon didn't have much, but Austin had a metal pipe that was strong and had a huge amount of durability. "Time to find more noobs," said Oka happily.

Chapter 9: Kak

16 players remain. 9 players dead. The best top 3 contestants are still alive. Kak thought. "I'm running out of resources." Kak whispered. He walked around and found a small village. It was abandoned. Apparently, according to the legends about maps, this part of the map in Woods n' Town was called The Abandoned. No players have ever went there. They say zombies live there. There is also a legend that is said special items are there, but super powerful barricades are blocking players from getting it. Kak ignored the tales and walked into the village. Then, he heard a moan. Out came a something that was humanlike except it had tattered clothes, and green skin. A zombie. Kak's heart beated. He wondered if he would become a zombie if he was bitten. Kak decided to run away, but when he turned around, there were two zombies blocking his path. More and more appeared. Some even risen from the ground itself. As they closed in on Kak, he drew his sword and said, "St-stay back, m-m-monsters!" It was obvious he was scared. Then, a zombie jumped out from the group of undead and stood face to face against Kak. The other zombies came closer, and then finally, there was a scream.

Chapter 10: Oromis

Oromis ran and ran. He looked at the game progress. Toxic was killed by Auk and Kak was, well, no one knew what happened, but he certainly did die. That meant only 14 players remained. Oromis had an arrow in his knee, a knife in his arm, and got bitten by 2 mosquitos. Oromis had no food left. He decided it was best to die sitting in the forest. He closed his eyes and tried falling asleep. Then, PLOP! Oromis opened his eyes and couldn't believe it. "An air drop!" said Oromis amazed. He quickly dragged himself to it and opened it. "Wow! A ray gun, some potions, and pineapples! This is the best!" cheered Oromis. He drank two potion bottles instantly healing and then equipped the ray gun and grabbed the pineapples. He marched across the forest feeling confident. But then, as he was walking, his head came off. "Gotcha!" said Togepi as he grabbed the ray gun.

Chapter 11: Zed

Zed was running for his life. It was his first time he ever ran away from a fight! Zed's left eye was gouged out by Flame Thief. He tripped down on a log, dealing damage to him. Zed sat up and drank two bottles of water. For the first time, Zed was scared. "I can't believe I ran away!" cried Zed. "A true warrior never does that!" He looked at the game progress. Only a few players left. Only Flame Thief, Pin, Quach, Oka, Togepi, Auk, Ethan, Felis, Hip, Dexter, Tomato, and himself remained. He swallowed an apple, but he still was hurt. "Flame Thief will pay for gouging out my left eye!!!" Zed said as he gulped down another apple. Zed got up and took out his machine gun. He walked carefully and looked everywhere. He finally came back to the starter place where everyone spawned. Then, he saw two players. They were Auk and Togepi. "You little brats think you can beat me!???" shouted Zed. Togepi immediately fled once he saw Zed's left eye wasn't there. "Squawk!(Translation: Don't worry Togepi. I'll kick butt on this guy!)" squawked Auk. Zed immediately fired his machine gun. Auk took a few hits from it, but fortunately dodged the rest. Auk pulled out a pistol and fired at Zed. The two players battled it out. Eventually, Zed hit Auk's beak, which really hurt. Auk was too weak to carry on, but Togepi reappeared and aided Auk by giving him bread. Auk got back off, and the duo fought Zed. Shortly after, Auk was hit many times and was critically injured. Togepi, however, had no time to help him because Zed kept firing his bullets. Eventually, Togepi was shot in the arm and dropped his weapon. Zed then aimed for Auk since he was weak, but Togepi sacrificed himself to save Auk. His last words were, "Noooooo!!!!!" Auk was infuriated after Zed killed Togepi, and then with the last of his strength, Auk used his pistol and shot Zed in the stomach. If the attack failed, Auk was surely doomed. Unfortunately for Zed, he died. Auk rested a bit. Then, he came to Togepi's body and said, "Squawk!(I will avenge you.)"

Chapter 12: Ethan

Ethan rested at the beach, drinking soda. Eventually, he went for a swim. He explored the coral reefs and the fish. When he came back up, he changed his clothes and went into battle mode. He grabbed his Semi-Auto Sniper and walked slowly back into the forest. He knew 11 players remained, so he was proud that he was going to at least get 11th place. He then encountered Quach who was grabbing resources. "HALT!!!!" shouted Ethan as he approached. Quach didn't listen. He said, "Whatever, William Buttlicker." "HOW DARE YOU USE THAT NAME AS MINE!!!!!!" said angry Ethan. Immediately, Quach was sniped and Ethan took all his loot. Then, he wrote a note that said SUCKA!!!!!!!! and put in Quach's mouth so in the underworld, he'd receive it. "Now I'll be in the top 10 in this Battle Royale game!" "Not likely." said a voice from behind.

Chapter 13: Pin

Pin was staring at Ethan. Ethan turned around and said, "Oh! It's you. What a sucker." "You suck!" replied Pin. Pin switched his weapon to a spear. He threw it at Ethan. It wasn't a direct hit, but it did hit Ethan's arm. "GAAAH!!!" cried Ethan in pain. He took out the spear and switched his weapon to a sword. Pin also did the same thing. "You'll never beat me in Battle Royale!" said Ethan. "We'll see." replied Pin. The two clashed and toppled away. Ethan spun his sword around and tried slicing Pin. Pin sidestepped and swung his sword at Ethan's face. His sword barely touched Ethan, and a mark was left there. "You missed!" shouted Ethan! Well, he didn't on the next swing. Pin sliced Ethan's left hand off. "Ouch! But I don't need my left hand anyways!" Ethan said. Then, Pin broke Ethan's sword with a single slice. "Your sword has low durability anyways!" laughed Ethan. He grabbed Pin's sword and snapped it in half. It was a fist fight now. Pin had 1 more fist, but Ethan had deadlier punches. However, Ethan could only block one of the fist punches, and then the other one would come and punch Ethan. Ethan was quickly outmatched and said, "I surrender!" But Pin said, "You don't deserve mercy." And then, Pin kicked Ethan's face with a critical hit. Ethan fell down and died. Pin sighed. He grabbed his spear and went away.

Chapter 14: Tomato

Apparently, Auk had killed Zed. Tomato was shocked. He was going to find Auk and kill him. "The Battle Royale games are mine!" he said confidently. He found Dexter taking loot from a chest. Dexter backed up and pulled out a shotgun. Tomato charged with his sword and killed Dexter with a few stabs in the stomach. He left Dexter and searched for more players. Not many players left. He thought. I have a high chance of winning, but Flame Thief is still out there. I'll need to be careful. Tomato strolled through the forest. No one was in sight. But he met Felis. There, they battled, and Tomato eventually threw a dagger in Felis's face. Felis died. "There's probably 5 people left right now so I'll at least get 5th place." said Tomato.

Chapter 15: Oka

"Ah, what a boring map. People will always snipe because you can hide in bushes. Uh. I really hate noobs now." Oka said. "No one is here in the forest. Guess I'll have to find some other place." Oka went to the start place and found Tomato. "What the what are you doing here?" Oka asked. "Finding players to kill, duh!" Tomato replied. "Well, you won't kill me!!!!" Oka shouted. He lunged at Tomato with an iron sword. Tomato blocked it and knocked down Oka. "Ha! You can't beat me. I'm too strong." Tomato laughed. "Grrr." Then, Oka saw an enchantment table. While Tomato was distracted, he ran off to the enchantment table. A fairy appeared. "WHADYA WANT!!!!! IT'S THE HUNDREDTH TIME SOMEONE HAS CAME HERE!!!!!!!!" It said loudly. Oka said, "Hurry up. I need one of your enchantments fast." The fairy showed a list of enchantments. "Swiftness, no. Higher leaping, no. Critical hit, yes!" Oka pointed at the Critical Hit enchantment and suddenly, his sword started glowing. "NO WAY!!!" Oka said amazed. Tomato then stopped laughing and looked at Oka. Suddenly, he was terrified. But before he could run away, he got stabbed in the back. "SQUAWK!!!!"

Chapter 16: Auk

Auk stabbed Tomato with a sharp knife. Tomato fell down. Auk collected the Tomato's potions and diamond sword. "Squawk(Prepare to die!!!!!!!" Auk said. "You noob!!!! Then, suddenly, Flame Thief jumped in between them. "TaRgEt AcQuIrEd!" He said with a robotic voice. He looked at Auk and his hand turned into a blaster! "No fair!" Oka shouted. Flame Thief shot at Auk who dodged the attack by inches. It was Auk's turn and he pulled out a bow and shot Flame Thief right into his robot stomach. Flame Thief didn't flinch at all. He pulled the arrow out and laughed with an evil robot voice, "HaHaHaHaHaHa!" Then, it was Oka's turn and he charged at Flame Thief and swung his enchanted iron sword which could do a critical hit every time Oka hits someone. But Oka's sword bounced off of Flame Thief's robot armor and so did Oka. "NoNe Of YoU cAn BeAt Me!!!" Laughed Flame Thief. Auk squawked, "SQUAWK!(Let's beat him together, Oka!)" "Fine." Oka said. "EvEn If YoU tEaM uP, yOu CaN't StOp Me!" shouted Flame Thief. "CHAAAARGE!!!!!" Roared Oka. Auk and Oka both charged at Flame Thief and of course, both bounced off of his armor.

Chapter 17: Flame Thief

Flame Thief laughed and laughed at Auk and Oka until finally he grabbed Auk's wing. "PrEpArE tO lOsE tHe BaTtLe RoYaLe!!!!!!!!!" Just then, Oka charged and stabbed Flame Thief's head. "That should end him!!!!!" Oka said proudly. Flame Thief's head was now crushed. But then, he grabbed Oka too. "YoU kNoW tHaNoS sAiD tHaT tHoR sHoUlD'vE aImEd FoR hIs HeAd, BuT nOt ThE fOoT!" Flame Thief cackled. Oka gasped. "His memory chip must be in one of his feet!"

Chapter 17: Oka

Flame Thief laughed. "What can we do?" Oka said desperately. Auk tossed him a pistol. "Oooh yea!!!!!!!" Oka said. Flame Thief stopped and laughing and shouted in horror. "WhAt ArE yOu DoInG!!!!???" "Ending your life, of course, noob!!!!!" laughed Oka and he shot at Flame Thief's left foot. "Error!!!!! Errrrrroooooooooooooooo-" Flame Thief stopped moving. "Yes!!!! We killed him!!!" Oka was so happy. "Squawk squawk(Translation: And now we can have a real fight!)" Squawked Auk. Oka said, "Bring it on." with a huge grin on his face.

Chapter 18: Auk

Auk and Oka clashed against each other with great force. Oka said, "It was nice meeting you." Auk said, "Squawk(Translation: I guess so.)" Auk pulled out a shotgun and blasted Oka in the leg. Oka was hurt, but he drank up a bottle of milk and got back up and swung his sword at Auk, slicing off maybe 4 feathers? Auk threw his sword like a boomerang. Oka missed it, but then Auk pulled out the spear he collected from Zed earlier. He swung the sword with great might and chopped off Oka's left arm. Oka immediately pulled out a green potion and drank it, instantly growing back his arm. Auk got annoyed by all the healing and took out  Zed's other weapon, the machine gun. Oka barely dodged the bullets.

Chapter 19: Oka

Oka scrambled onto his feet and ran from the bullets. He then took out the pistol Auk gave him and fired at Auk's head. It was a direct hit, but Auk was still alive. He could drink a potion and still be able to fight, but he knew Oka was strong and squawked, "Squawk(I won't fight you anymore. You are really a pro.)" Oka replied, "Why? You can just drink a potion and instantly heal!" "Squawk(No, Oka. It's time you've earned it.)" replied back Auk. "What do you mean earned it?" Oka said. Auk pointed the shotgun at his chin. "No no no no no! You can't do this!!! The fight isn't over!" Oka shouted. Auk replied with calmness, "Squawk("No, Oka. You have actually done it. I pronounce you... the winner of Battle Royale.)" and he shot himself. Auk fell to the ground and died. "Thank you." Oka said quietly. And then, "NO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" Pin stabbed Oka.

ANNOUNCER: AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER, FOLKS!!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE FIRST BATTLE ROYALE CHAMPIONSHIP IS HERE!!!!!! GIVE IT UP TO OUR NEW CHAMP, PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End... Or is it?

Nitro: Time to finish everyone and win the next Battle Royale Championship!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED IN ANOTHER BATTLE ROYALE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

excuse me

I could beat Hip and Oof without hands

whoops

...

welp I am just a mushroom

well hip became even more aggressive

what ew?

next chapter is about you

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sorry Zed eliminated you and Eryxc and type and rick

finished yer chapter

Can I be in the story 

Or did I already die?

yer alive.

eh

ZED DOESNT EXIST

@Zed

so?

finished Oka's chapter

@Jebediah_mushroom the member @Zed exists 

does he play? never heard of him though