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i just huung a rook in a daily game

I did. In 2020, back before I was a forumer, I created the pEdEsTrIaN/Cyclist Theorem. I only induce it recently, when I gained power.

You have about as much power as my ten year old obese younger brother’s arm wrestling power.

That's all the power i need apparently.

Everyone else besides you seems to accept this division of the community.

no sane being in this universe accepts this division of this community. 

i am neither a pedestrian, nor a cyclist. i am someone who does not like this division of the community, and is siding with the pedestrians. 

let's do some mythology 101. in the trojan war, the greeks and trojans fought. in the war, many deities chose different sides. so, i am the deity (not in the sense that i am actually powerful) who has chosen the side of the pedestrians to fight against the cyclists, but i am not actually one of them.

let's do some mythology 101. in the trojan war, the greeks and trojans fought. in the war, many deities chose different sides. so, i am the deity (not in the sense that i am actually powerful) who has chosen the side of the pedestrians to fight against the cyclists, but i am not actually one of them.

now it is time for your quiz. settle down students, i know that i am an amazing teacher, but save your "yay"s for later.

many famous philosophers were teachers as well

Yes. But you are not a philosopher and a teacher.

You are just a teacher, and a pEdEsTrIaN one at that.

actually, i am a philosopher 

if nothing is nothing, then that means it is something, but something must be something, and that is not nothing, so if nothing is not a something, it is a nothing. but then again, nothing is something, but has to be nothing. so nothing is something nothing that is nothing but something because nothing is nothing but also a something since it is nothing, which is a something. 

*beep boop*

oh, sorry. I was playing on my phone halfway through from boredom.