Bruh currency!

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Attention all bruhhers aged 5 through 12 through 18 through 100 through I don't care what age! Bruh currency is now a thing! 

Now don't go bruhhing out of your window shouting, "BRUH CURRENCY IS A THING! BRUHHHHHHHHH! BRUHHHHHHH!!!" Yet. Let me bruhxplain what bruh currency is.

So all you bruhhers out there have probably dreamed of having a bruh fortune of bruhollars and that stuff, bruhorrect? Well, all the bruhhers start off with $1000 bruhollars, which sounds like a lot, but it's a average starting amount. 

The Bruh Currency Chart below shows the amount of bruhnney and it's value

Mega Poor: $0
Super Poor: $0.01 to $49
Poor: $50 to $99
Hard-lived:$100 to $299
Below average: $300 to $999
Average:$1000 to $100,000
Golden Rich: $100,001 to $999,999
Ultimate Rich: $1,000,000 to $10,000,000
Richer Than Rich: $10,000,000 and beyond

So how do you get Bruhollars?

You get them from bruobs or simply being a bruhdinator, Bruhmin or super Bruhmin

A normal Bruhmber gets $1000 bruhollars.

A Bruhdinator gets $150,000 bruhollars.

A Bruhmin gets $1,000,000 bruhollars.

A Super Bruhmin gets $10,000,000 bruhollars.

Bruobs will be opened up to bruhupblic very soon to earn bruhollars!

You can even cash in bruhollars for being a Bruhdinator, Bruhmin, or Super Bruhmin!

$100,000 for a instant Bruhdinator promotion.

$1,000,000 for a instant Bruhmin promotion.

$10,000,000 for a instant Super Bruhmin promotion.

The Bruhnney for Instant Bruhmotion must be bruhaid to Sir Bruh Nightly and Sir Bruh Nightly only.

Now you all can start going BRUH and hopefully some bruhhers get some bruobs they can make bruhearnings out of!

Sir Bruh of Bruh Store,  Bruh @Warrior-vik

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BRUHH!

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TheRussianPhoenix wrote:

This cult is too much for me

Having Bruhrouble understanding?

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he's having a bruh sickness I think.

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Bruhvid-19

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Nightly-Knight wrote:

Bruhvid-19

We need the bruhospital!

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bruh I am $1,000,000

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we do!

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Good thing is that we only have 1 case of Bruhvid

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how do we tell how much bruhollars we have?

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Nightly-Knight wrote:

how do we tell how much bruhollars we have?

Sir Bruh Nightly, we, as Super Bruhmins, have $10,000,000 each

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that's enough to buy lots of bruh items!

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a little weird dont u think 

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u made it so u automatically have most money

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The Bruhospital is open!

We need to get the Bruhvid-19 patient to the Bruhospital fast!

 

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TheRussianPhoenix wrote:

This cult is too much for me

GO TO THE BRUHOSPITAL NOW! You're deadly sick bruh!

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PATIENT IS UNCONCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bruh!

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Bruh

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bruh