basically this bunker was my basement
Bunker

Theo: WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! I DON'T STUDY POLITICS! I'M A CIVILLIAN! How the hell did this war even start bro????

And believe me. I would defend myself if I had to. I stashed weapons in here just in case we were attacked. But you seem fine enough

Theo: *sigh* "whatever. Just can you explain what has happened since this war began. I'm in the dark for much of this"
*gets tense and attacks*