Here are some chess riddles to lighten everyone's mood:
How did the king lose his home?
A horse took his castle.
Why didn't the other pieces come to the king and queen's barbecue?
Because there were too many forks and skewers.
Why didn't the queen learn how to sew?
She was afraid of the pins.
Why wouldn't the cowboy play chess?
He didn't want to lose his horse.
Why did the chess players bring their crayons?
In case there was a draw.
Why did the chess player offer a draw?
Because he wasn't good at painting.
How do you know when your pawn is doing a good job?
When he gets promoted.
Why can't you play chess with balloons?
Because you wouldn't want your pieces to be under attack. (A tack.)
Why can't you make chess pieces out of bread?
Because it would be a stale mate.
What did the chess player say to the waiter?
Check, please.
Heh heh, all cool!
Here are some chess riddles to lighten everyone's mood:
How did the king lose his home?
A horse took his castle.
Why didn't the other pieces come to the king and queen's barbecue?
Because there were too many forks and skewers.
Why didn't the queen learn how to sew?
She was afraid of the pins.
Why wouldn't the cowboy play chess?
He didn't want to lose his horse.
Why did the chess players bring their crayons?
In case there was a draw.
Why did the chess player offer a draw?
Because he wasn't good at painting.
How do you know when your pawn is doing a good job?
When he gets promoted.
Why can't you play chess with balloons?
Because you wouldn't want your pieces to be under attack. (A tack.)
Why can't you make chess pieces out of bread?
Because it would be a stale mate.
What did the chess player say to the waiter?
Check, please.