What are the two strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weekdays.
Corny Jokes
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Sep 24, 2014
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So a horse walks into a bar and tries to order a drink. The barman replies "Sorry mate we don't serve horses in here." but the horse insists "come on man I just want one drink and I'll be on my way, I'm just passing by."
So the barman sighs and heads into the office to ask his boss "Boss, I know we don't usually serve horses but there's one here and he looks thirsty. He says he only wants one drink because he's just passing through, what should I do?"
The boss thinks for a moment and then says "Ok, fine, fix him a drink, but charge him double because horses don't know the price of beer. So the barman heads back out and fixes the horse a nice cold beer. As the horse is sitting there sipping it, the barman casually walks over and says "You know, we don't get a lot of horses through these parts."
The horse looks back at him and replies "Well with prices like these, I'm not surprised."
Sep 25, 2014
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#6
Young woman to the parish parson: "I just found out my fiancee has a wooden leg... should I break it off?"
Sep 25, 2014
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#7
Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding. The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am".
Sep 25, 2014
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#10
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are back together again?
OMG!
Where do space pilots park their ships?
Parking meteors.
What sometimes works for water on the brain?
A tap on the head.
hapless_fool wrote:
What's a specimen?
The Italian term for astronaut.
HAHA!
Ummm........Uhhhhhhhhh......Okay.......I'll try.
What did the corn say to the other corn?
This is corny.
Sigh...
Two men walk into a bar... you would have thought one of them saw it.
It's always nice to pull out a nice, corny joke at the right time. Share some of your favorite ones here.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.