Corrupt A Wish

In this game, you corrupt the above poster's wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex: I wish for a million dollars.

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

You get just the cone, and it is stale.

I wish I was the greatest Mafia player ever.

granted!, but u say it in a weird accent

i wish for a new phone

granted !

but the phone does not have a battery which is 1 million dollars

i want to play well in chess , win every game

granted but all your opponents will be 100 elo.

I wish to abolish racism.

If u corrupt this u will be deemed racist btw

hmmmm lemme think

granted but u become famous and u have to have 24 hour security

i wish for a million £/$

Granted but you get it from illegal organ harvesting

I wish my crush was real

granted but she hates u

i wish for newcastle united to win the league

They will but never again (did I do this right?)

I wish for the power to fly

granted but the wind has power over where u go

i wish for the power to be invisible

Granted but your invisible forever and no one ever can hear you

I wish to be a footballer

granted but u play for sunderland😂

i wish to play for newcastle united

Granted but you get one senior appearance

I wish to be a lawyer

thats not a bad thing ig. famous is a plus.

oh and to the wish to be lawyer granted but ur a crooked lawyer who will go to jail eventually.

I wish pizza that has only pepperoni cheese and Sause as a topping. its edible made out of regular ingredients and its not burnt or raw. it also costs nothing and will give me no side affect.

granted, but you dropped it on the floor

I wish to be batman

Granted but people call you a knockoff

I wish to be a chess GM

granted but u wake up from ur dream 🤣

i wish for arsnal and tottennam to be relegated

done but newcastle go bankrupt

wish for the midas touch