Corrupt A Wish

my bro

ok I wish for an entire pizza that canot be changed

granted but you drop it

I wish to be be free of my water addiction

Granted but you start to take an illegal performance enhancing drug

I wish for a chess set

Granted but it's from temu and the pieces are made of card board

I wish I was good at singing

Granted but ur terrible at everything else in life

I wish to own ebay

Granted but you have to sell it after claiming bankruptcy

I wish to become successful

granted but u get ill and cant do anything..

i wish for the ability to become invisible

Granted but your always invisible so there is no point

I wish to get 1 million club members

Granted but it’s all idiot box

i wish for better social interactions in my dms

Granted but rage is not able to contact you st all

I wish to get perfect grades

Dang how did you know that was targeted to rage 😂

Granted but you still get a job that makes no money

i wish to be better at sketching

Lmao I just did, granted but you always make a slight blunder that ruins the whole sketch ( I think that's how sketching works idk)

I wish to win the lottery

Granted but the money is Monopoly money

I wish to be able to rewind time

Granted but you forget everything that happened

I wish to be able to peer through time

Granted but the first thing you see happens (like if your grandpa suddenly dies in a timeline you seethat will become canon)

I wish rhat I have king crimson (the stand, research into it)

Done but it's just a toy

I wish to be able to manifest anything from my imagination but maintain my intellect and enhanced creativity

Granted but it’s just a sketch or always partly broken

i wish to have SA

I... I can actually grant that. Done but you have to use every single invite everyday

I wish to get any car I want and it isn't a toy

Granted but the car can only hold you and a person you choose - anyone else dies

i wish rage would respond to me more often 💀