Corrupt A Wish

granted but you cant share your knowledge

I wish I could live in the same universe as my fav show

Granted but everyone tries to kill u

i wish to have a stand

It's cheap trick. I wish for a time machine

done but only the machine travels through time not you

I wish to be able to control the weather

Only when it rains, so if you try to e.g stop the rain, you can't control it anymore because it isn't raining. I wish for kebab to be 3 euros again

ok but every thing else is crazy expensive

I wish I could stop time briefly

Granted but I stops you from moving

I wish to score a goal and winy football match today

Done but you have to pay

I wish to defeat Magnus .

You do... But In a battle of who is more stupid. I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted

Granted but ur face gets corrupted. I wish for a new laptop (oh wait I just got one)

It's the weird baby making laptop from part 5.

I wish for nothing

Granted but everything disappears making there nothing EVER AT ALL

I WISH TO GET BETTER AT FOOTBALL

granted but u are only good at tackling, nothing else, and u become a useless player..😥

i wish to become stronger

Granted but you lose the ability to play football

I wish to be better at maths

granted but you cannot do anything else

I wish the world was a planet of functional idiots and that i was better in every single way

u cant give me a side effect so now my wish is no longer corruptible

you should of said but evryone else sucks at chess or you can only do good in rapid or smthn but too late now

granted! No need to corrupt this wish you will die within a month!!!!

I wish for a slice of pizza for me and whom ever corrupts this wish.

Granted but leo stole your slice

who is leo