Corrupt-a-Wish

Here's how you play:

The person above you says a wish and you have to grant it but say what will happen. Here's and example:

I wish I was better at chess. The next person would say "Granted but" and then what would happen

Get it? You always use the words "I wish" and "Granted but"

Ok here's my wish: I wish I was better at chess

Granted, but others will always be better and enjoy it more.

I wish that this forum becomes popular.

Granted and we fill up 100 pages so we have to start a new thread.

I wish I was on chess.com more

Granted, but we don't want you here.

I wish that you knew that there is no 100 page limit.

Granted but we still fill up the maximum # of pages

I wish that other people would start posting here

Granted, but they won't follow the rules.

I wish that I could focus.

Granted, but you focus on cows

I wish that I could turn invisible

Granted, but everyone would think that you're dead and then you'd live with knowing that everyone thinks that you're dead, but not in the sense of Edmond Dantès.

I wish that I wasn't so tired from playing chess today.

Granted, but you made your moves so fast that you didn't realize that your queen was about to be taken by a pawn.

I wish that I could be on chess.com more.

Granted, but you'd spend all your time making bizarre games and posts.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on.

Granted, but you didn't participate

I wish that I could enter more tournaments

Granted, but it'll be hit by a hurricane.

I wish that Thomas Voekler will hang on to win the Tour de France.

Granted but he loses the next one

I wish that I had an iPad 

Granted, but you'll lose it.

I wish that I could be on chess.com more next week (going on vacation).

Granted, but you don't have very good wifi

I wish there will be wifi at the hotel im going to tomorrow

Granted, but the service fee will be ridiculous.

I wish I had a better chess rating.

Granted but it would be for live chess

I wish that we would win all of our team matches and vote chess

Granted, but the deal you made with the devil will seem silly at tournament's end.

I wish money grew on dirty laundry.

Granted, but they'd never get dirty.

I wish that I hadn't played so many games at once.

Granted, but you only won 1 of them

I wish I was playing more games right now