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Hello everyone we don't want to give you so many notifs so we will keep riddles and jokes in this forum together and from tomorrow we will post the jokes and riddles in this forum only thanks

Today's joke

Alekhine told this story - Bogoljubov played him two Championship matches, losing both, and was something of a rival in tournaments in the 1920s and early 1930s:

"I dreamed I had died, and found myself at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter looked at me and said, 'Are you Alekhine, the World Chess Champion?' and of course I introduced myself.

"St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm sorry, but we have a strict rule that no chessplayers are allowed into Heaven.'  I turned to walk away but just then, through the clouds, I spied my old friend Bogoljubov, and I rushed back to the gate.

"I cried to St. Peter, '

But there is Bogoljubov, he is a chessplayer!' but he only smiled at me and shook his head.  'Oh no,' advised St. Peter, 'Bogoljubov only thinks he is a chessplayer!'"

Wink

Daily riddle- Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?

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egg, maybe?

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Ryan_426 wrote:

egg, maybe?

 

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egg

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ez

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yes

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egg

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bizarreguest wrote:
Ryan_426 wrote:

egg, maybe?

 

egg

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Ryan_426 wrote:

egg, maybe?

he is first others have just copy pasted what he thinks you guys are fools copying things what others have wrote you will not get an award for copying his notes try something else probably the answer egg is wrong and something is else is  correct

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egg cause u  have to brake it to eat it before u can use it

 

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Todays daily joke

 

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The riddle is

Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

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thealexandar36 wrote:

Todays daily joke

 

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The riddle is

Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A Candle

 

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ksparsho wrote:
thealexandar36 wrote:

Todays daily joke

 

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The riddle is

Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A Candle

 

you are right there i searched it on google it says the same thing 

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Hi all!! Having a rough day? Don’t worry.. Here are a few silly knock knock jokes which’ll make you smile

 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

 

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!  

 

Knock knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry!

Knock knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O.

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Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?

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FEBRUARY

 

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I MEAN ALL THE MONTHS

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choose one answe

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thealexandar36 wrote:

Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?

All of the month 

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thealexandar36 wrote:

Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?

all the months in the year have 28 days the joke was good but the riddle supper easy