So I was sleeping and my mom midnight comes and says good morning ☀️ and I fall out of bed like— so I am face planted on the floor and my mom says get ready for school sweetie like woman don’t you know I am hurt on the floor??!!💀☠️ so I said ok and got ready and went to school and I was almost there and ran into a pole 🤪 and then I was at school and there was someone painting the walls I was on my phone 🥲 and I slipped and all the paint went on my face 😭 so then after school the same squirrel who stalks me was looking at me and chased me then I dropped my notebook my FAVORITE one and it stole it THEN I had to chase him to get it and I was supposed to be at home at 6 o clock I got there at 8 so I chased that squirrel for two hours 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 my mom scolded me and was worried so she checked me to see if I got hurt and gave me a hug that almost squished my organs 💀💀💀💀💀 but yeah that was my day ( by the way this is a funny yap I just made well Mia just made comment if you like it or think it’s funny or not 😸)
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So what happened was I was walking to ua and it wasn’t raining then I was almost there and it rained and I got soaked so then I dried off and said meh— then some bullies came and spilled MORE water on me like— so then I went to class and was writing then a spider came and I didn’t know then it came on my shoulder and I looked and I yelped and fell out of my chair literally and everyone laughed so I’m still ignoring my friends till this day, then I was going home and I saw a squirrel and she looked so cute but I didn’t mess with her since you shouldn’t mess with wildlife but I gave her some nuts that were unseasoned and walked away but then she chased me all the way home like. Why me tho— so she is still stalking me every time I go to school🥲 ( by the way this was two days ago and it isn’t real but it’s a funny yap) This was just to start it I know I already put it there.