Darth Vader's backyard

Hello! Welcome to Darth Vader's backyard, where you can meet and greet with Darth Vader.

I hate sand.

Shut up, Vader. Anyways, be free to ask questions in the comments below - Vader will answer!

HELLO ME

makes Darth Vader live in sand or else he becomes sand

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A question to Vader, what would you do to bring Padme back to life?

hmmmm most probably destroy all the jedi and worlds

Hey Vader, do you ever wash your suit, or does it still smell like memories of Mustafar?

Vader have you ever wanted to play fortnite

Is the reason you don't go back to Tatooine that you don't like sand or you're afraid of reawakening Anakin

Anything. I loved her so much.

I do wash my suit. And I planned a homecoming party for Luke HE DIDN'T COME WITH ME. I HAD CAKE!

Fortnite has sand. Sand bad.

I hate sand.

If you had the opportunity to join the rebellion with your son Luke, would you accept it?

He is my son?

Look bro, if you ask him this question, he will answer it like Darth Vader from the movie where the rebellion first begun.

Also, I'd rather destroy the rebellion!

See?

Ahh, must be a pain to clean. Anyway, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM, YOU HAD CAKE! Who doesn't like cake-

my pet Sith must be mad -

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PET!!!!

SITH AREN'T PETS
They're wild animals that should be treated with respect and caution.
...And maybe cookies

such feral creatures