Easy Peesy Riddle

3 guesses per person

I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls have to comb their hair.I make celebrities look like normal people, and normal people look like celebrities.I turn your pancakes brown, and I make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you'll look at me, you'll pop.

hint: kindergardeners can solve it but Super Intellegenent people can't

the president

no, why?

idk I was joking

emotions?

no, look at the hint

chalk

any writing material

no. No mre guesses for you

AAA

correct! There is no answer!

.............I. am. going. to. do. puzzles. before. I. want. to. hurt. someone. becuase. I. am. mad. at. myself.

Water

Actually no