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           This is A Forum For Poetry, Wit, Quotes, and Phrases.

        Feel Free To Add Your Own Originals, or Somebody Elses.

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   This Poem I wrote for the Group : "Benoni Counter-blast"

                  

 

                                      All Chess Warriors Listen up Good,

                                I'll Speak Clear as Fear so it's Understood,

                      There's a New Team in Town Taking back The  "Chess Hood",

                     A Merciless Mercenary Clan Called "The Benoni Brotherhood",

                         The Chess World Seems Surprising To This New Uprising,

                     But Their Chess Dressed for Battle and There is No Disguising,

                        What's In Store, for Chess Boards, To Them Seem Enticing,

                                  So  turn Tail, and Set Sail is What I'm Advising,

                            Chess Would Migrate West, Upon Flying Pawn Debris,

                        As Kings Ships Sank At Sea, And Wise Men Made Decrees,

                                             Then All Across The Land,

                                         The Brotherhood Would Band,

                                       Founded To Be Wound Up-Tight,

                                    And Bound To Put Up A Mighty Fight,

                            The Cost Of A Lost Chess Battle Is Their Shame,

                                And Death Before Dishonor is Their Claim,

                                 Skirmishes Shall Sharpen Them as Knives,  

                      As Chess Impressed and Revolutionised Their Very Lives,

 

                                

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  • Here is a poem bullet wrote To Kohai for all the good work she does Here at Chess.com. she has personally helped bullet out Many times while surfing this website.           It is titled "Kohai"

                       There's a nice sweet lady here at Chess.com,

              That the younger generation likes to call their Chess Mom,

                  She can't take the stormy seas and make them Calm,

                    But she can help you navigate from Dusk till Dawn,

                For she knows her way around like it was her own Land,

                          And Is never too busy not to lend a Hand,

                  She has her own show of force with Doc and his Clan,

                   Better watch what you say or you might get Banned,

                   For she runs a Tight Ship, and likes to keep it clean,

                    She shoots from the Hip, and her eye sights Keen,

                      she's fair, and truly cares, for that we've Seen,

               And if all facts are bared, she'd make a nice Chess Queen,

                            So lets have a Live Online Election,

                            With every Chess Players Injection,

                          Where would Chess.coms Conception,

                                Be without "Kohai's" Affection.

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    "Aye, me Mrs Kalashnikova, 

    I'm wishing to Unfold Ya,

    Like a Spring Flower unfolds its Petals,

    But your dressed in Heavy Metals,

    Silky Steele Stockings to Reveal,

    A Rump as round as Sugar Hill,

    Long Legs that Travel, Aye, all the Way to your Neck,

    Your Sleek as a MiG, with Breast so Big, Moon shadows Reflect,

    Your a living Example to the Lady's, of where Bronze meets Beauty,

    To Bid you Good Day Ti's my Duty, You Ruby Lipped Red Hot Cutey,

    I just wish me Heart could Understand,

    You've giving your Hand, and Married the Mother Land,

    What could this Irishman's Soul Afford,

    But to Drop to my Knees, and beg You Please, be the Queen of my Chess Board

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                                             "Phalanx 713"

                  As The "Midnight Specials" Locomotive's Steele Gleamed,

          A Voice Roared, "All Aboard", "Next Stop Is Phalanx Seven Thirteen",

                            Then The Pawn-Smith And Horsemen,

                                     Dared Care to Enforcing,

                                    The Source Of The Scene,

                               Cause Between Here and There,

                                      Was Wilderness Unfair,

                             And A Battle Was Picking Up Steam,