1. Death is the number one killer in the world 2. Life is sexually transmitted. 3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die 4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for days or weeks or even months! 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday. Lying in the hospital dying of nothing. 6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 7. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now people take prozac to make it normal. 8. Life is like a jalapeño pepper What you do today might burn you tomorrow. 9. Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last that long.
Do you ever wonder how we get so many You Tube videos if everyone always obeys the command of no photos or videos that they always announce before any live event?
A few facts:
1. Death is the number one killer in the world
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
4. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for days or weeks or even months!
5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday. Lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
7. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now people take prozac to make it normal.
8. Life is like a jalapeño pepper What you do today might burn you tomorrow.
9. Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last that long.