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"I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."

— Mark Twain

"In Italy there are 2 religions, the catholic church and Ferrari"

— Will Buxton, Netflix  (Drive to survive)

“Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.”

—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

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