Funny stuff

1. "Did you just fall?" "No I was checking if gravity stilll works"
2. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
3. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.

If you know more jokes and/or funny stuff, post it down below. Enjoy!

4. An old lady at the bank just asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

People say nothing is immpossible but I do nothing everyday.

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