one day while taking a test my teacher caught a kid chewing gum. we hated him and he hated us. he went baserk. screeming, yelling. then he grabbed the kids test krinkled it up and told him EAT IT. he wanted him to eat his own test. when the boy didnt he sent him to the priciple. later that week he strangled a student and shortly after "retired". more like fired. he was so weird!
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he was a perve to. he looked up girls dresses
Once a kid got really mad and flipped a desk over, threw a pencil at the teacher, and swore. Even though hes gotten 32 detentions already all he got was a suspension
one kid at my school got in 4 fights. one was against a blind kid. he was later expelled. the funny thing is the blind kid was one of the best school fighters ive ever seen. it was a tie!
u think it hard fightin with one arm tied imagine u cant see the kid ur fightin
In gym we played dodgeball and the gym teacher made a bad call the kid got really mad and whipped a dodgeball right at the gym teachers face
I was gonna be late to class one day so i made a detour and grabbed a Mountain Dew. I then used the MD as a bribe to get my teacher to not to count me tardy. She accepted and told me to never do it again. No tardy yessssss!
i paid my teacher before
yesterday my friend leaned back in his chair. got yelled at, put his chair down and accidentally tripped the teacher. she then tried to give him 4 detentions and spent 30 minutes yelling.
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Throwing a dictionary at a student. Not one of those small dictionaries, no it was a full sized Websters. Hit the kid square in the face. Good times...
my one friend has had rulers,books,chairs and even a desk thrown at him by teachers.
There was a paper fight in health yesterday. Whenever Mr. T. turned his back we'd all whip little peices of paper at each other. 1 hit him and Ryan got blamed when it was really Jordan
We have a really old teacher (probably 80 that's called Mrs. Hankins we call her Mr. Hank behind her back
i did an ollie over my history teacher, Mr. Whorre, and over his desk, did i get in trouble??....no
my english teacher threw a kid some 10 feet, and kicked his desk so hard it left a dent in it, also screams in the class daily. I'm not complaning though, I know more about infiniteves than ever before...
A kid called Brayton licked his shoe at recess, ate mud, and in health he puked it up on purpose (finger down the throat) no kidding he'll do anything for attention
thats sick.
omg, talk about depserate
He has also bought a lunch box full of sugur for 20 bucks
He does anything for atentine.
Once he drank a already opened pop that was in the gymnasium that had been there since last night vollyball game
Since I'm sure no1s school is perfect and hopefully none of us go to a military school this is a place for all those funny chess stories.
1 Health class (literally a 80 yr old room once was a cafateria and smells like it with seriosly 19 yr old health books we only have health for 1 quarter a year)
Well first of all r teacher has a really bad south western accent Examples Gof (golf) suurgur (sugar) and calls a kid named ryan Rean (re en instead of rye an) He also calls helth class hef class
So naturaly we laugh at that.
2 Health again the teacher favors 1 kid gets kicked out for laughing softly while every1 else is 2 also certian kids he never gets them in trouble he just ignores them even when they shout out during a test. lol poor Jordan
3 Kelly asked for a piece of paper from Emily. The teacher (Mr.T) said Kelly quit disrupting class. kelly sez " i was asking emily 4 a piece of paper" Mr T. sez " u don't ask emily 4 a piece of paper u ask me if u can ask some1 4 a piece of paper" Kelly sez Ok and raises her hand Mr.T says wat Kelly, Kelly sez can i ask Emily for a piece of paper, Mr T. replies no now quit disrupting class.
4 Jordan mooned Mr. T in the locker room were we change into our gym uniform and Mr T. just stared for 30 seconds before he left without saying anything. All while the whole locker room was cracking up. Mr T just had a dazed look on his face. lol (P.S. our school is a little devious but Jordan just does it for laughs)