give me instructions to teach a beginner some chess (wrong and cursed answers only!)

Hit the beginner with a pan with the rice in it

Sing

Kim Jong Un is master of goon

me n P diddy had a sneaky sneaky link

he showed me his super big ding a ling

jeffrey epstien touched me when i was a teen

b ( teach him in exclusively chess960)

Tell it to play basketball and get hit by a 6'7

basketball player

Dance to macarena and then read Harry Potter

Nice one

nah... make it soo cursed hikaru would forget chess

Bruh

i'm concerned, especially for saishaaaaaaaaaaa,magnanimous warrior