hE looked liKE a mAn With a sizablE (there is no nsfw bloody hell)

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Jackalicious_12

what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

 

rainythecloud

I had a tiny turtle

his name is tiny tim

i put him in the water

to see if he could swim.

he drank up all the water

he ate up all the soap

so than i cut his d*ck off

so he couldnt elope

 

Jackalicious_12

i saw that in a drumsy video pog

The_Arrow_Of_Requiem
ArceusHooopa wrote:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

should have at least marked it as NSFW baka -_-

Jackalicious_12

its not nsfw tho

Jackalicious_12

smh

Jackalicious_12

dont edit my posts

The_Arrow_Of_Requiem
ArceusHooopa wrote:

its not nsfw tho

You kidding? Literally the last 4-6 lines are NSFW which I understood immediately. And what about the title? He looked like a man with a sizable? THAT IS LITERALLY NSFW

Jackalicious_12

She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch

Is not nsfw

and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs

that is not nsfw

he looked like a man with a sizable 

that is not nsfw

tsk tsk tsk

Jackalicious_12

Stop abusing ur powers as SA

being sa doesn’t make u a god or something 

The_Arrow_Of_Requiem
ArceusHooopa wrote:

She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch

Is not nsfw

and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs

that is not nsfw

he looked like a man with a sizable 

that is not nsfw

tsk tsk tsk

My god, do you even know what the phrase "she bend over and suck on candy made of butterscotch so tasty" oh my god my head hurts this is a reference, not a directly NSFW one. It sounds as if the girl- never mind I cannot say it. The thing is, it has sexual references and although you maybe innocent and not know about, I know a whole lot and this one is not a good one. Please.

ron10023
ArceusHooopa wrote:

what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

 

The only nsfw thing I found was the 3rd word...that's all =)

Jackalicious_12
The_Arrow_Of_Requiem wrote:
ArceusHooopa wrote:

She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch

Is not nsfw

and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs

that is not nsfw

he looked like a man with a sizable 

that is not nsfw

tsk tsk tsk

My god, do you even know what the phrase "she bend over and suck on candy made of butterscotch so tasty" oh my god my head hurts this is a reference, not a directly NSFW one. It sounds as if the girl- never mind I cannot say it. The thing is, it has sexual references and although you maybe innocent and not know about, I know a whole lot and this one is not a good one. Please.

hehe lil man 

Jackalicious_12
ron10023 wrote:
ArceusHooopa wrote:

what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

 

The only nsfw thing I found was the 3rd word...that's all =)

=)