I had a tiny turtle
his name is tiny tim
i put him in the water
to see if he could swim.
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
so than i cut his d*ck off
so he couldnt elope
I had a tiny turtle
his name is tiny tim
i put him in the water
to see if he could swim.
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
so than i cut his d*ck off
so he couldnt elope
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
should have at least marked it as NSFW baka -_-
its not nsfw tho
You kidding? Literally the last 4-6 lines are NSFW which I understood immediately. And what about the title? He looked like a man with a sizable? THAT IS LITERALLY NSFW
She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch
Is not nsfw
and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs
that is not nsfw
he looked like a man with a sizable
that is not nsfw
tsk tsk tsk
She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch
Is not nsfw
and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs
that is not nsfw
he looked like a man with a sizable
that is not nsfw
tsk tsk tsk
My god, do you even know what the phrase "she bend over and suck on candy made of butterscotch so tasty" oh my god my head hurts this is a reference, not a directly NSFW one. It sounds as if the girl- never mind I cannot say it. The thing is, it has sexual references and although you maybe innocent and not know about, I know a whole lot and this one is not a good one. Please.
what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
The only nsfw thing I found was the 3rd word...that's all =)
She’d suck on his candy made of butterscotch
Is not nsfw
and then he’d spread whipped cream all over her cookirs
that is not nsfw
he looked like a man with a sizable
that is not nsfw
tsk tsk tsk
My god, do you even know what the phrase "she bend over and suck on candy made of butterscotch so tasty" oh my god my head hurts this is a reference, not a directly NSFW one. It sounds as if the girl- never mind I cannot say it. The thing is, it has sexual references and although you maybe innocent and not know about, I know a whole lot and this one is not a good one. Please.
hehe lil man
what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
The only nsfw thing I found was the 3rd word...that's all =)
=)
what the fuck arrow there is no nsfw here
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young creature
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf