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7th July 2008, 05:58am
#1
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

Houston! We got a Problem$!

 

The Chess world own to Alechine!

USA, Great Britain, Holland... Soviets saved him Trounce, ironically... just to occupy it by own Super "Chess" Team Machine! Be World First ONLY One!!!

So, many interests to "help" Alechine be free off Chess! kick his Name, Ego, Legacy, Rights!

He was Prime to Be! Any Bucket cannoot fit Him! Except Last One: the Grave...

The  "strange" Death can happen with Anyone, big, or Giant, or peasant...

100 millions were elliminated by 20 Century Wars, Camps, Starvations...

Alechine Defeated Chess World! Chess and World Community Defeated Him, Betrayed Him, Abandoned Him to Defeat Oneself! 

The Winner Became a Looser!... Who Care!??

At His Grave, we got a FIDE, that was almost Destroyed by Fisher and Kasparov Times; that is barely exist now!!!

Lets play Poker, Soccer, Basketball, Hockey, and LiterBall, as well!

 

-Houston! We got a Problem!

Some persons still wanna play Chess!

-Chess??? What's the Hell is it!?? 

-Chess is a Mind Game Fight!

-Fight??? Against which Country???

-It a strange!  It a Fight not about Against Any Country! It is about For Unity's of All Countries!

-Oh, No!!!  Not Now Anytime, Anymore!

And We doesn't have own Champ now, because the f... Fisher became unruled 'Rebel'...

1.We need Buy New Chess Champion!

2.Or, We Need Ban Chess!, by the Healthy and Legal tissues!..  

Congress WILL SUPPORT the CHESS BAN!!!

3. Chess is a Useless Gambling Game... 

No chessbody, no problems!.. 

 


TD. AWARDCHESS.

Grigoriy Burtayev.

Los Angeles.

awardchess@gmail.com

  

 

7th July 2008, 06:03am
#2
by littleman
Taree Australia
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 1126
Hahahaha your a strange person AWARDCHESS but u sure are interesting.....Cool
7th July 2008, 06:11am
#3
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

Strange persons ruled the World! Hacks  fighting them!!!

Which side you prefer to stand for?


7th July 2008, 07:17am
#4
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

"Hack" is a likely word of our great ameican president, who used it for a regular guys, as he is...

Nothing offends!

Just regular taxpayers, supporters of our Chess Commy nity!


7th July 2008, 08:02am
#5
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
Welcome to AWARDCHESS WORLD!
7th July 2008, 08:14am
#6
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
At the White House, of course!..
7th July 2008, 08:18am
#7
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
Thank you our next-next Great American World MR./S/ President!
7th July 2008, 08:23am
#8
by RELee1863
Raleigh,NC United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 316
AWARDCHESS you are strange but i don't care
7th July 2008, 08:30am
#9
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

We need get "elected President'! We will looks even Better!

We will spread the american  chess democracy in the world, Earth, Moon,..


7th July 2008, 08:31am
#10
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
I am strange, and I don't care, either...
7th July 2008, 08:48am
#11
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
We will legalize our illegal chess moves, first!
7th July 2008, 08:52am
#12
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
Second, we must Veto our defeating, as out of questions obvious American Chess Law!
7th July 2008, 08:56am
#13
by RELee1863
Raleigh,NC United States
Member Since: Mar 2008
Member Points: 316
AWARDCHESS wrote: Second, we must Veto our defeating, as out of questions obvious American Chess Law!

huh??


7th July 2008, 09:00am
#14
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

We will surrounds f... soviets by 573, 034 chess, checkers and poker players!

 They will be our Chess Heroes!!! 


7th July 2008, 09:03am
#15
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
I mean, F... friendly soviets!
7th July 2008, 09:16am
#16
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501
You will do even more, before 3 term untimed election
#21
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Los Angeles United States 
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 719

The Chess World under the mate!

We must move to Australia!

It's cool country country!

And The Crocodile DANDY is our Chess Ally!




7th July 2008, 09:21am
#17
by infinitum
Male' Maldives
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 102

That was a nice read..made me research a bit on this too...

But why do you write in so huge sizes? Must be a cry for attention...


7th July 2008, 09:25am
#18
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

Just Art!

And Focus!


11th July 2008, 08:51pm
#19
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4501

FOCUS YOUR ART!

THE CHESS HUSTON BEHIND AND BESIDE YOU! 

NOW THE CHESS MIDEAST GAVE ME A HEADACHE!

WHAT SIDE I HAVE TO SUPPORT BY ALL MY PIECES AND PAWNS??

 I DO NOT WANT TO LOOSE! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I AM A CHESS LOOSER HERE...

 

 


11th July 2008, 09:17pm
#20
by littleman
Taree Australia
Member Since: Sep 2007
Member Points: 1126

Welcome to the club mate! lol....Cool

11th July 2008, 09:25pm
#21
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4502

The Chess World under the mate!

We must move to Australia!

It's cool country country!

And The Crocodile DANDY is our Chess Ally!


26th July 2008, 10:56am
#22
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4502

It is looks like someone's  checkers Army tried to surround me at the Chess Board, a bit!... Houston! who got a Problems?

27th August 2008, 06:42am
#23
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 4502

Houston! We got a problem??

There is not enough Prizes at the www.chess.com for one of the players!? 

Can you order more Prizes from China Wholesale Distributors!?

 

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