how. am. I. cheating.

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/108557494556?tab=analysis&move=1 someone tell me how the heck i am using an engine in a bullet game bro says that it took me 15 seconds to make the first two moves when it took me 2 seconds to do the first and the second and bro also said that after that i didnt have any mistakes. ISNT MOVE 26 FOR ME A BLUNDER?????

hes mad cause he lost

thats what I said and all bluddy said was "it's cool man, I reported the game" like after i say everything like "bro sry I can't understand you I don't speak yappanese" he just said "it's cool man, I reported the game" like bro what the actual heck

fluff0297 
 
Wouldn’t have to defend yourself this much if you weren’t cheating

fluff0297 
2 days ago
It’s cool though man. Game is reported. Goodbye.

bro blocked me right after (im in china in vacay rn so after a month I'll msg him and say "1 month and i'm not banned yet" ) chrome is blocked thats why and uh no google = no gmail and stuff

Conversation with fluff0297
 

fluff0297 
2 days ago
Nice cheat engine

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
bro what

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
wdym

fluff0297 
 
It’s cool. I reported the game.

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
its a bullet game its near impossible to use a cheat engine

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
bro you're just bad xD

fluff0297 
2 days ago
Its cool man I reported the game

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
wdym how am i cheating kid

fluff0297 
2 days ago
Weird how it took you 15 seconds for your first 2 moves then each move following was premade and there were zero mistakes.

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
ur just mad cuz bad

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
its a BULLET game

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
1 minute

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
check my other accuracies

fluff0297 
2 days ago
You can say I’m bad but I’m not the one cheating in bullet chess.

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
i'm not cheating check my game history i lost a ton too

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
damn

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
yeah you're just bad

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
it's bullet get over it cool you reported me nothing is gonna happen

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
its a BULLET game you can barely cheat in them and i lose too

fluff0297 
2 days ago
It’s cool. I reported the game.

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
i have class with a national master get over it

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
and more than half the time i win because of time i'm either completely losing and win on time or yeah

fluff0297 
2 days ago
It’s cool man I reported the game

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
ok 

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
wait what r u saying

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
i'm sry im not fluent in yappanese

fluff0297 
2 days ago
It’s cool man I reported the game

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
bro i play fast

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
macbook touchpad is small and ez to move

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
fluff0297 wrote:Weird how it took you 15 seconds for your first 2 moves then each move following was premade and there were zero mistakes.
bro it took me 2 seconds to make the first move and 3 seconds to make the next what are you on about

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
are you mentally ill?

Porigon-K 
2 days ago
i get you buddy dw

fluff0297 
2 days ago
Wouldn’t have to defend yourself this much if you weren’t cheating

fluff0297 
2 days ago
It’s cool though man. Game is reported. Goodbye.
 Chat is blocked by fluff0297

the best part about this is that he analysed the game 1 day later and I had 57% accuracy while he had 50 LOL

I could continue this conversation way longer, but he blocked me. like first of all:
1. fluff0297 wrote: Weird how it took you 15 seconds for your first 2 moves then each move following was premade and there were zero mistakes. HOW THE HECK DO I KNOW WHAT MOVE YOU WILL PLAY??? ALSO I HAD LOTS OF MISTAKES
2. premoves take 0.1 seconds if I remember correctly or its 0.01 seconds but MY MOVES WERE 1 SECOND LONG EACH UNLESS I WAS CALCULATING
3. I DON'T EVEN HAVE PREMOVES ENABLED I'M TOO LAZY TO ENABLE IT
4. I HAD A BLUNDER THAT COULD'VE MADE YOU WIN ALMOST INSTANTLY IF YOU SAW IT
5. YOU LOST ON TIME AND YOU WERE ALSO RUSHING
6. YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE EXCUSES OF WHY YOU LOST 
7. YOUR BLAMING ME FOR USING AN ENGINE WHEN YOU KNOW I DIDN'T
8. YOUR ACCOUNT IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN A MONTH OLD
9. last of all, you said I'm defending myself too much, BUT I'M JUST STATING FAX HERE BRO

the first two moves are basically all theory so there is no mistakes in the first two moves of a 300 elo game

50 accuracy is NOT CHEATING stockfish would get 100 plus its BULLET

YOUR OPPONENT IS TRYING TO GET YOU BANNED!!!!!!! It's way too obvious when he uses game review and notices you have 50 accuracy

by the way premoves 0.1 seconds

ok maybe chill out XD

yeah xD after he blocked me he analysed it tho

Porigon_K-alt 
 
hey, it's been more than a month, still not banned i got more to say lol. like first of all:
1. fluff0297 wrote: Weird how it took you 15 seconds for your first 2 moves then each move following was premade and there were zero mistakes. HOW THE HECK DO I KNOW WHAT MOVE YOU WILL PLAY??? ALSO I HAD LOTS OF MISTAKES
2. premoves take 0.1 seconds if I remember correctly or its 0.01 seconds but MY MOVES WERE 1 SECOND LONG EACH UNLESS I WAS CALCULATING
3. I DON'T EVEN HAVE PREMOVES ENABLED I'M TOO LAZY TO ENABLE IT
4. I HAD A BLUNDER THAT COULD'VE MADE YOU WIN ALMOST INSTANTLY IF YOU SAW IT
5. YOU LOST ON TIME AND YOU WERE ALSO RUSHING
6. YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE EXCUSES OF WHY YOU LOST
7. YOUR BLAMING ME FOR USING AN ENGINE WHEN YOU KNOW I DIDN'T
8. YOUR ACCOUNT IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN A MONTH OLD
9. last of all, you said I'm defending myself too much, BUT I'M JUST STATING FAX HERE BRO

sawwy bruh i wrote this like 3 weeks ago so uh theres a ton of caps

fluff0297 
14 hours ago
Who are you?

Porigon_K-alt 
6 minutes ago
the guy you accused of cheating a month ago (you blocked me lol) i was in china this is my alt

Porigon_K-alt 
6 minutes ago
how is 50 accuracy cheating tho

Porigon_K-alt 
6 minutes ago
you accused me of a bullet game

fluff0297 
4 minutes ago
I blocked you so you made an alt account to message?

fluff0297 
4 minutes ago
Idk you but if that’s true get a life dude 😂

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
ok

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
but uh

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
just sayin how am i cheating

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
50 accuracy is not cheating

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
and you said goodbye buddy

fluff0297 
3 minutes ago
Don’t know you dude

fluff0297 
3 minutes ago
Wrong account

fluff0297 
3 minutes ago
Get a life bro

Porigon_K-alt 
3 minutes ago
and "It's cool man, I reported the game"

Porigon_K-alt 
2 minutes ago
it's been more than a month still not banned yet 🤣

Porigon_K-alt 
2 minutes ago
this is so funny

Porigon_K-alt 
2 minutes ago
me? get a life? bro look at you

fluff0297 
1 minute ago
Dude you messaged me from an alt account because I apparently blocked you. If that’s true it’s pathetic and harassment.

Porigon_K-alt 
1 minute ago
I literally have proof if you got discord friend me i'll send

fluff0297 
Just now
Get a life dude

fluff0297 
Just now
Reported you for harassment

Porigon_K-alt 
Just now
nah not really you legit saying i shoulve be banned like legit you should be the one banned now that i'm on my alt i can report you now 

fluff0297 
Just now
Cause that’s what this is loser

hes ignoring everything i'm saying and saying that he's the right one

he reported me and blocked me for sexual harrasment, BUT HOW THE HELL IS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT????? I SHOULD BE REPORTING HIM FOR THREATS AND VIOLENCE

(I did)

I was gonna say "How am I the loser if you lost, you are just mad you lost and are accusing me of cheating, I'm just saying this to make sure you know i'm not cheating, not trying to get violent"