How does your Cat play on the Chess Board?

How does your cat play on the chess board? Aggressively, defensively, or tactically? Unfortunately, mine plays illegally . By knocking over all of the pieces, by the way. Does anybody have a cat that plays in a better fashion? 

Not mine! She just uses her mouth to bite the king! AHHHHH! Checkmate...kinda. well, that or she knocks over the pieces like yours. I mean, yes you are supposed to get the king, but not that way! The Queen is defenseless over her kingdom (and so is the king)!