How to winx

step 1L; play black.

then see your opponent playing f4.x

Then play e6. He will then proceed to play g4 since the opponent cold be a gigachad. 

Then play qh4. You have successfully won

why would White do this??

cuz they're a gigachad obv

so all I have to do to become this is hang M1 in all my games? WHY would you want to hang M1 in all of your games??

My answer to that is...

*faceplam*