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Noobs, are you tired of always losing against high rated people? I can show you how to get your rating to at least 1650 and maybe 1900. 

First, ENABLE PREMOVE! THIS IS THE GOLDEN RULE TO WINNING HYPER GAMES. Go to SETTINGS>> Enable Premoves. 

Second, premove moves that make your king safe. Also, be wary that you may blunder in the middlegame, but that is OK (unless you are playing hyper fiesta). Blundering in the middlegame is normal because everyone is premoving.

Third, don't castle. If you castle, you are exposed to big threats.

Fourth, optionally you can go for Scholar's mate. To do that, push your queen pawn (the pawn in front of your queen) 3 squares (move your queen pawn up 2 squares for the 1st move and then another square). Then, put your light squared bishop directly in front of your king pawn so that you cannot push your pawn in front of your king. Then, move your queen so that it blocks the bishop from a diagonal. If your victim is not careful, mate him by moving your queen so that your queen is checking the colour king you are attacking (if you are red, you attack blue and vice versa; if you are yellow, you attack green and vice versa).

That's all. Focus on king safety (or go for 4 player chess scholar's mate), PREMOVE EVERY MOVE (unless you are red because you cannot premove quick enough on the first move, in which case move quickly to avoid losing more than 0.8 seconds red had 0.8 seconds more than everyone else). IF you cannot premove you need to quickly move or you will run out of time. Make easy moves to premove. You don't want to make really hard moves to premove. That way you will run out of time. Also, check people. They will run out of time. If you can, predict your opponent's moves. That way you will be faster. Hope this 'guide' helps!

MayimChayim

I still disagree with not castling, that is exactly what you do to get your king safe.

Darksquareman

Poor mayim

the_nub_of_nopknight
MayimChayim wrote:

I still disagree with not castling, that is exactly what you do to get your king safe.

castle left side if u want ur right to attack you not as effectively

MayimChayim

that is my point, castle to your left if possible

the_nub_of_nopknight

AND I AM A NOOB AND I HAD 2643 RATING SO Y U WANT ME BE 1900

The_HyperTurtle

cuber you are soo wrong

scholars mate usually never works on high rated people 

it is just a waster of time and i would suggest not to try doing it

btw castling is really awesome

and you should take tips from much higher rated people than you

MayimChayim

agreed.

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for noobs not nub learn higher rated for when you are higher rated ok

the_nub_of_nopknight

I AM NUB WHICH MEANS NOOB

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yeh you are the_NUB_of_nopknight

the_nub_of_nopknight

IKR

Play-banned

why say nub????

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instead of noob

 

the_nub_of_nopknight

becuz y not

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yes I know why because then you have 21 letters more than 20 which is not allowed got it case solved

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why not? because u make people mispronounce noob

Play-banned

yeh this guide is for noobs that are < 1500 ok if you castle you are an easy target.

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who wants to get their rating to 1800. 1500-1800 rated players or less should take my advice and castling will lose you time short castling is risky because of mate with bishop-queen battery and it's far away. if you are more experienced, follow your own rules. Also, 5th. If you are threatened by scholar's mate just move your king's pawn forward 1 square. Other moves exposes you more to teaming. 6th. Attack to your LEFT. It's most effective there. If you fianchetto, then castle kingside, watch out to your right for the queen bishop battery because if they take your knight and threaten mate, you may be too late to kill the premove and you get mated!

the_nub_of_nopknight

no noob in knight is nub