i sue knightly for doing AN EXTREMELY BAD THING

i sue knightly for 4 cookies

i sue knightly cuz when i asked him for cookies, as compensation for him ignoring me once, he denied

this is a serious crime

Heje

I'll give you 2 cookies.

One for me and one not for you

Honorable judge, first of all you are looking mighty beautiful today.  Without further ado, I would like to introduce myself to the court. I am scobble c. lotcher and I will be the lawyer representing @noImAparrot.  This person named @nightly-knight caused emotional distress for my client here despite being an SA for the club my client participates in. He refused to reply to his distress calls and blatantly ignored his messages. Despite all this, all we ask for in return is 4 miserable cookies. These 4 cookies will be donated to charity 'of my clients choice' which will help heal my clients emotional trauma previously received from @Nightly-Knight. As you can see, not only did the defendant cause emotional damage to his own club member but he is in the process of hindering charity. Anybody can see that my client deserves his requested cookies.

lol scobble, i do agree lol

i sued for 4!

I will go give 4 cookies to charity. There. Now it's solved

the lawsuit is that i get it!

I support NoImAparrot

cobra agrees lol

Read your lawyer's argument

The point still stands, I want the cookies for me, that is the lawsuit, my lawyer didn't change my suing. 

"kawyer"

what is a kawyer?

Nightly-knight has rightfully decided to give the 4 cookies. There is no backsies.   That being said,

My client has chosen himself as his 'charity of choice'. So the cookies will lawfully go to charity and the charity case it will go to is  @noImAparrot 

noIm is not charity, though. So no.

dang what happened to no backsies

he's not charity...

my middle name is charity 

loopholes yeah