I think I made a monster

So I was playing against the bots (like I always do, since I have no friends.)

All of them seemed as easy as I remember.

Enter Martin. I played my king's pawn and he goes out on Nimouzchitz (I think) defense, I already know something's off, he never moves his knight early on. I move my light bishop, now his queen?

show the game on here and i'll tell you

pls

it's Nimzowitsch