I’m closing

I am closing soon. I miss you.

I saw this prank in TCOF

Tee heee heee

I may close some point…

Gtg

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh

My chances of closing 0% next 6 months. 
0.2% next year

1.8% next 2 years

5.7% next 3 years 

11% next 5 years

19% next 7 years

24% next 10 years

55% next 25 years

92% next 40 years

100% next 75 years

Your probably not going to be alive in 75 years.

Pretty sure that’s what’s going on.

A fortune teller said I’ll die at the age of 93

Fortune tellers may be around, but they probably won’t tell the truth, especially if it’s at an arcade.

darn why did I belive this prank???

Wait was @CdredI4I pranking too?  I saw his close, then open, then close again...

I don't really care about you closing lol