Invent a Fake Chess Rule That Would Ruin Tournaments

Mine: If you sneeze, you must move your queen. No exceptions.

Every time your opponent says something, it counts as a check

Every time you move, even slightly, so does your king.

Every time you blink you have to blunder

Every time you move any part of your body you have to lose all your pieces except your king

If you fart, you automatically resign

If you shake hands, you must play an illegal move.

If you win by resignation, you have to play a game of chessboxing and if your opponent wins that, you will lose 800 rating points. If you refuse to do chessboxing, you have to give ur opponent 252777623776426783768 cheers if they have an online account.

If you offer a draw and your opponent declines, your opponent revives a piece of their choice

If you breathe you we will kick you out of tournemnts

if your opponent offered draw and you decline it

you have to send 121314151617181910 cheers

all of your guys response is sick

Stalemate is a win for the player who got stalemated, if you take a cup of water that we leave right in front of you then you forfeit, and moving your pawns makes your king teleport to the square your pawn moved from (ex. e4 ke2 is 1 move and has to be played if you play e4)

If you capture a piece, the piece you captured can be yours